Celine Dion Postpones Aussie Shows

Celine Dion has postponed her Brisbane (Australia) show at the last minute due to illness.

Dion’s doctor says she has a minor throat infection and irritated sinuses. The way she sounds, I thought it must have been a permanent affliction.

Ever the Diva (it must be the day for it) Dion left hospital with her mouth and nose covered by a surgical mask. She really has to stop hanging out with Michael Jackson.

While everyone was kept at bay from the poorly princess, a pathetic statement was released.

“I’ve been looking forward to doing this show in Brisbane for so long”.
“I’m really sorry to disappoint my fans tonight.”