Britney Likes Anal Action

Britney Spears is on such a detox kick that she reportedly has been making regular trips to a Beverly Hills clinic to have her colon flushed clean of all of her shit.

A source tells Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper, “Cleansing a few times a week gets rid of lingering stuff in the colon. Britney’s had the treatment before and says it makes her feel great, more upbeat and energetic.”

Having your crap sucked out a few times a week sounds a little excessive to me; maybe Britney just gets off on anal action.