Any Headline I Write Will Just Seem Nasty

Donatella Versace attended the Gianni Versace new collection this week looking……, well I am not sure.

I mean, what is the go, surely she can’t naturally look like a male drag queen. She really was born a man right? It must have been covered up all these years.

Now if she wasn’t born a man, then I am sorry, is there a society somewhere to make a donation?

Girls Of The Olive Garden

Are you a waitress at the Olive Garden Italian restaurant and enjoy getting your gear off?

If you answered yes to the above, then Kendra of the ‘Girls Next Door’ wants to meet you.

The Olive Garden is one of Kendra’s favorite places to chow down. On her many visits there, something struck Kendra about the waitresses; they look as hot as the food tastes good. So she came up with the idea of having a Girls Of The Olive Garden Playboy spread. To be considered, Kendra wants you to send her your pictures. Kendra is going to had pick the winners herself.

So if this sounds like you, you need to submit the following:

• At least two photos: one head shot and one full-body shot (bikini or nude)
• A recent pay stub showing proof of current employment at Olive Garden
• A clear and legible photocopy of a government-issued photo ID proving you are 18 or older.

Click here to apply. [Source]

Kendra’s MySpace page.

Britney’s Lawyers Get Huge Payday

Britney’s Lawyers are onto a good thing.

A Los Angeles court on Thursday ordered payment of nearly $400,000 to the numerous lawyers involved in Britney various legal affairs.

So how long have they been working for this payment? How does 3 months sound?

Samuel Ingham, Spears’s court-appointed attorney, will continue to receive $10,000 a week, Commissioner Reva Goetz ruled.

$10,000 per week is a nice paycheck.

Andrew Wallet, the co-conservator of Spears’s finances, will receive an advance of $100,000. The legal firm representing Jamie Spears gain control of his daughter’s affairs will also be advanced $175,000, and a lawyer representing Britney’s brother Bryan Spears will get $22,500, while Stacy Phillips, Britney’s new divorce lawyer, will receive $75,000.

Nice work if you can get it. [Source]

Ashlee Double Dates With Nicole Richie

In other Simpson news, Ashlee and her new fiance, Pete Wentz, went on a double date with Nicole Richie and her own rocker beau, Joel Madden.

The foursome were seen out and about together in NYC (but not photographed), and were said to have enjoyed a “lovely” meal together in an unnamed restaurant. Perhaps Simpson was getting tips from Richie on motherhood, with rumours running rife that the former Seventh Heaven actress is expecting.

Earlier in the week, Simpson called questions about her possible pregnancy “inappropriate,” and then chowed down on a smorgesboard of food at Virgil’s BBQ in Midtown Manhattan, leaving on-lookers to wonder whether she was “eating for two.”

One source said Ashlee dined on “antipasto, mozzarella and chicken capricciosa,” but passed on dessert.

“She was having fun,” the source added. ”She was great.”

[Source]

Ashlee: “I Didn’t Know I’d Be Getting Married!”

During an interview with Idol’s Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show on Thursday morning, the youngest Simpson girl came out with another classic: “I didn’t know I’d be getting married!”

Duh… ok!

The Pieces Of Me singer elaborated: “I didn’t know I’d be getting married right now, but I’m so happy to be! I’m a lucky girl.”

Ashlee gushed about her husband-to-be Pete Wentz on the show, but decided to stay silent on exactly how her rocker beau proposed because it was something “sacred” to her.

She said: “[The proposal]Â part I am keeping sacred… but I will tell you that it was very thoughtful, and he did a great job.”

“Of course, it was thoughtful,” she added, “He’s like that.” Sounds like she’s trying to talk herself into it here!

Simpson, who was calling in from her mother’s Ritz-Carlton hotel room in NYC, refused to comment on when she and Wentz will tie the knot, but said she “loves” her big diamond ring and can’t stop staring at it.

“It’s definitely a big diamond!” she said. “I go, ‘Oh, my God, I can’t believe its on my hand!’”

As for a wedding date… “I can’t tell my secrets.”

While Seacrest didn’t actually come out and ask the question everyone wants to hear the answer of - is Ashlee Simpson pregnant with the Fall Out Boy’s love-child - he did ask her whether or not she’d be drinking during her album promotion in New York this week.

Ashlee coyly replied, “Who knows? Maybe.”

My guess is that she’s as good as preggers, and Pimp Daddy Joe has told her to keep mum so that they can milk as much publicity from it all as possible…

[Source]

Duff Dishes The Dirt On Avril, Lindsay & Miley

In a recent interview with Allure magazine, pop star and actress Hilary Duff dished the dirt on some of her biggest rivals: Lindsay Lohan, Avril Lavigne and Miley Cyrus.

While others in the industry are mum on their feuds with their peers, 20-year-old Duff seemed to enjoy the chat, revealing just what went down during the Lohan/Carter saga, and what she thinks of Lavigne’s “mumma’s girl” comment.

Here’s what Hilary had to say…

On Lindsay: “Supposedly, I stole Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend [Aaron Carter.] We were, like, 13! And I’ve never stolen anyone’s boyfriend! I don’t know how you do that! . . . She was talking about it and I wasn’t. It made us both look bad and put up a big weirdness. Really she was just a girl my age. We are fine now, by the way.”

On Avril: “I said something about how she didn’t like her fans dressing like her, and how she should appreciate that because it’s a compliment. She called me a goody-goody [Lavigne called Duff a ‘mommy’s girl’ in Newsweek] Everyone is trying to prove who they are, and their position. So, I’m ‘the good girl.’ She’s ‘the bad girl’ or ‘the party girl.’ Sarah Jessica Parker doesn’t take her clothes off, but she’s not a ‘good girl.’ [Adult actors] don’t get tagged like we do.”

On Miley: “We don’t have each other’s phone numbers. But when she meets me, she’s excited. It’s cute — I see a lot of myself in her.”

Once the Dignity singer had gotten all that off her chest, she added, “It’s hard to find people who don’t feel like they’re in competition with you.”

Hilary’s interview will be published in the May issue of Allure magazine.

[Source]

Britney Getting Voice Lessons

Some would say this is about 9 years too late.

In her continual quest to regain her life, Britney Spears has decided to finally take voice lessons.

Brit is being trained by voice coach Ron Anderson, who has an impressive resume of stars he has trained.

I wonder if this has anything to do with this post.

Privyet Bitches

Sucking up more global resources (and oxygen), Paris Hilton made an appearance at the MTV Russian Movie Awards.

Kylie Will Never Have Children

Aussie Pop Princess, Kylie Minogue has said she may never marry and doubts that she will ever have children. She said:

“I think that perhaps this is not the right path for me. I never had the feeling of a conventional marriage with a terraced house in the suburbs.”

She also had a dig at celebrity mothers that continue performing while bringing up children, saying that it could damage the kids.

Talking about ageing, Kylie insists that she will be growing old gracefully, which will be a first for her.

Kylie hopes to continue her career into her 50s and 60s but said: “I won’t be wearing hotpants then.”

Personally, I never thought she would ever have kids. The fact that she was so driven to do everything possible to get back into the limelight after her cancer says a lot about her and her craving for fame. A kid would just get in the way.

Shannon Noll Eyes Silver Screen

Former Australian Idol contestant and runner-up Shannon Noll has revealed that he’s got his mind set on becoming the next big thing in Hollywood.

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Premier Launches New Literary Prize

A new Australian literary award has just been launched today by Western Australian Premier, Alan Carpenter.

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Dance Evictee Dreams of Recording Contract

Graeme Issako, the 18-year-old jazz dancer from Sydney who was eliminated from So You Think You Can Dance on Monday evening, has revealed that he hopes to obtain a recording contract from his stint on the hit reality show.

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